[hops onto the edge of the treehouse, carrying Yayoi. Is. Totally exhausted. Puts her down]

We couldn't find anything. . .

Because I am FUCKING AMAZING, I have found my midterms/sick/whatever distraction, and it is THIS. Here's my Air Gear playlist.

I have terrible taste by the by. Don't think an FFVII fst with Nickelback in it isn't imminent. Because it IS.

( AIR GEAR FST FUCK YEAH FREE MUSIC )

YOU HAVE TICKY BOXES. Pick the best, or pick multiple, and then the winner will be the one that has AMASSED THE MOST VOTES and we will HAVE A VICTOR.

( VOTE :> )

[TOSSED INTO A ROOM WITH ED THAT HAS A BED AND LITTLE ELSE. O there's a note. Kazu is more concerned with his face on the ground]

Ow, son of a bitch!

OK GUYS

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

EVERYBODY MAKE PREDICTIONS ON HOW KOGARASUMARU WILL GET OUT OF THIS ONE. BRIEFLY: ( SPOILERS )

ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO BE RIGHT. MULTIPLE THEORIES ARE ALLOWED

I'LL START.

KOGARASUMARU CAN'T JOIN THE GRAM SCALE TOURNAMENT AS THEY ARE ALL CRIPPLED. IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE THEY ARE THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE -- THEY JUST WEREN'T READY TO GO AGAINST TRUE JUGGERNAUTS. IN CRIPPLING THEM TEMPORARILY, FALCO HAS SAVED THEM. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HISTORY OCCURS BEFORE THEIR HELPLESS EYES AS GENESIS CLASHES WITH SLEEPING FOREST. SORA BEGINS TO TAKE OVER THE SKY. CUT TO YEARS LATER, WHERE SORA HAS CREATED A CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA IN THE SKY AND IS A RETARDED EVIL RULER, POSSIBLY TAKING OVER FROM HIS NEW COUNTRY NAMED OUTER GEAR HEAVEN. OUR HEROES HAVE RECOVERED AND HAVE ALL BECOME POWERFUL, LIVING IN THIS HARSH WORLD AS THE MOST POWERFUL REBEL TEAM. THEY ARE THE HOPE OF THE WORLD AND WHISPERED OF DRAMATICALLY IN THE UNDERWORLD, BUT EVERYONE WHO ACTUALLY MEETS THEM IS DISILLUSIONED BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS. BUT AWESOME IDIOTS THAT YOU LOVE AND CAN'T HELP BUT BELIEVE IN.



PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ AIR GEAR CAN ALSO PLAY

I took Kazu's purity test too |D

( CUT )

OH MY GOD

I HAVE TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT ABOUT AIR GEAR AGAIN

YOU KNOW HOW EVERY SHOUNEN MANGA EVER GOES ON AND ON ABOUT TEAMWORK THIS AND TEAMWORK THAT BUT THEN THE TOURNAMENT ALWAYS DIVVIES THEM UP INTO SEPARATE OPPONENTS AND ACTUAL TEAM ATTACKS OCCUR MAYBE LIKE ONCE OR TWICE EVERY 100 CHAPTERS?

KOGARASUMARU IS NOT ABIDING BY THAT TIME-HONORED TRADITION AT THE MOMENT

( IN WHICH EVERYONE IS AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME )

I wrote this a lllong time ago and I forgot about it. MAY AS WELL POST IT.

NC-17 I was bored.

( Yamamoto/Kazu, cause I could. )

OOH ME ME.

It goes LIKE SO. You comment here and ASK A QUESTION it can be anything CFUD related, OOC, IC, Relationship, psychology, thoughts, whatever. I.E. My character's opinion of your character or maybe what you have been wondering about this behavior or that, or general thoughts on my characters or canons or what, who I might consider raping you into apping, etc.

WHEN I REPLY I will also ask you a question in turn!

In this way we talk at each other, which is fun.

[Crawls in Umeda's window]

Hey, sen~sei! You in?

I'm going to end up posting something every week this arc, I swear to God.

THIS TIME, YOU GET A PERSPECTIVE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH IKKI AND KAZU'S RELATIONSHIP IN THE FORM OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AVIY AND MYSELF ABOUT WHAT THEIR SEX LIFE WOULD BE LIKE.

WITH VISUALS FROM THIS CHAPTER.

( It's like prison sex ALL THE TIME with Ikki )

THIS WEEK, IN AIR GEAR

I'm sure we've all become jaded to the fact that a naked cult is happening right now

This time, this is not as amazing in pure outsider shock value!

I mean, yes, Ikki randomly controls a giant demon idol head to fire a GIANT DEATH LASER at Kazu, and then controls the entire loyal cult population into attacking Kazu, BUT REALLY THAT'S NOTHING

This is only amazing if you have been FOLLOWING AIR GEAR and actually know the characters.

( BUT FOR ME, THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING TO HAPPEN YET )

GIP

Also, just to update on Kazu's Naked Cultist Adventure:

( AKA Why I Clearly Brought The Most Amazing Canon Ever To Camp )

[HERE WE HAVE KAZU, MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS. Training hard. Running very fast. Faster than you :D]

I THINK I JUST ONE-UPPED ALL OF YOU ON HOW FAST MY CHARACTER GETS RANDOMLY RAPED BY SHIT THAT IS NOT IN HIS REALM OF UNDERSTANDING.

Oh!Great felt like drawing a demonic cult this week.

Aviy: sooob
k-kazu what
Kyonbox: i don't
know
Aviy: ohgreat why
Kyonbox: i guess he was like
Kyonbox: "What could distract kazu from his angst?"
"I KNOW!"
Aviy: it's like
Aviy: this is why I don't try to predict ohgreat
cuz ONE DAY
YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN THE CHAPTER
AND ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS JOINED A SATANIC CULT

( NOT SAFE FOR WORK )

Kazu Christmas List

All of these are wrapped neatly and tagged because Kazu is gay.

Ikki - Some custom speed parts for A-T and the six most recent A-T magazines he owns since Ikki always whines about not having a subscription :\
Adachi - A new hoodie, very cozy with a cool pattern, and a long blue scarf. Also, a silver necklace with a charm that matches that bracelet she likes so much.
Agito - A set of extra file sharpeners and scrapers for serrated wheels' cleaning
Akito - mismatched earrings that look like cute flowers but have skulls in the middle, one is white and one is black
Gorgon - A nice dragonfly hairstick set
Kururu - ladybug hairclips :\
Tomo - MUFFINS and a colorful book filled with Storm Rider sticker designs. "MAKE AN EMBLEM, MUFFIN QUEEN"
Shin - A book on the Air League A-T Football in his world with all the top players and stats etc :|b "I bet if you were from our world A-T wouldn't be too flimsy! One of these guys looks like you, maybe he's your ALTER WORLD TWIN!"
Kakeru - A length of rope, "Good luck with the new relationship"
Ed - An old National Geographic volume filled with the "best photos of the year"
Ichijou-san - banishing oofuda
Himawari - A silver charm bracelet
Sora - cherry bombs
Umeda - the board game Operation
Zexion - Earl grey tea

NOTICE

I JUST LEARNED THIS I am going to Austin today to pick up my little sister before her dorm kicks her out. I will thus uh NOT BE AROUND from late afternoon today until very early morning tomorrow.

IF ANYONE INTROS WITHOUT ME I WILL TAG YOU FOR A THREAD LATER OK T_T

[Training hard, like usual! It's dark but hey, like that stops a Storm Rider.]